Myspace friend requests

I have bitched before about getting friend requests from people who don't even say hello first. I may have spoken too soon. Perhaps, if you are going to send someone a friend request and have absolutely no MOJO whatsoever, and lack the complete ability to use simple punctuation, you should just send that friggin' friend request. Period. Also, if you are a 39 year old man who can not spell and English IS your first language, you should really think about having a friend, co-worker, or stranger on the street proofread your e-mail for you. It may just assist you in picking up that hot stranger on myspace.
So, that all being said, here is a recent e-mail I received on here from someone who most likely didn't pass 8th grade English, has never gotten laid, and he also likes to dress up in freaky Civil War attire and re-enact battles. I know, I'm being a judgmental bitch. Seriously though...does this guy actually believe he has got it going on?

Please read on....

"And a Hearty good afternoon Miss Ratchet
I was just informed of your beauity when I looked at your picture and I was thinking that we might chat here some time.I may be from a different time zone that wears different clothes that I had maid for me but also i might be a bit older then thou but id like to think we could be atleast friends here. just send me a piggon in the sky ( a note ) to say yea or na ok."

BTW....can someone tell me what a "piggon" is???? I picture pigs flying around...
BTW...who informed him of my b-e-a-u-i-t-y??? When I found out which one of you it was, I am sending my flying piggon after you!