Conversation with my mom last week:
My mom is 65 years old and her name is Charlotte (aka "Charlotte the Harlot"...yes, I do call her this and she does find it amusing and no, she ain't a ho)
Charlotte: "Do you like the music of Jay Z?"
Me: "Yes, how do you even know him and why are you asking me this."
Charlotte: "Wanna go see him in Ireland?"
Me: (nearly peeing my pants at the thought of my mother at a hip hop concert) "Umm, okay, how do you even know about this?"
Charlotte: "I'll send you an e-mail I sent to Aunt Jan about everything. I have to go now. Bye."
Me: "I can't wait to tell Laura this!"
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