I had a bunch of my old skool friends over Saturday night. They are all married and have kids and we all got tipsy. Next thing I know, they are whipping out their boobs and bellys showing what having kids has done to their bodies....I was horrified. I have since made a STAT appointment to get a tubal ligation (tubes tied) and am going to buy that dog I have always wanted. No seriously, I love them...they are such great friends and I am super happy Monica moved back here from Georgia.
So, one of my friends says during a quiet moment the other evening...she is all serious....and says..."Do you guys know any...(now I'm thinking is she going to ask if we know someone really shady, like a drug dealer, or terrorist, b/c her voice is all low and serious....but she actually says:
"Do you guys know any Black people?" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
One time my friend "D", after she had her daughter, had to get a part-time job as she gave up her full-time one to stay home some of the time with her kid. So, she thinks it is a good idea to work at the bakery at BJ's Wholesale Club. After weeks of luggin heavy bakery pans, she says to me:
"BJ's...I'm better at giving them, than working there." HAHAHAHA
Finally, it was my birthday last week and my friend Erica, who is Jewish and this becomes relevant in a moment, leaves me a birthday song on my voice mail:
"Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
You don't have a wrinkle,
And I'm still a Jew!"
HAHAHAHAHA!
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