While standing in line at CVS today to buy toilet paper and licorice (don't ask), I saw a "People Magazine" declaring THE MOST SHOCKING NEWS!!!!!
Clay Aiken (goofy redhead of AMerican Idol fame) is...wait for it....
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND...
He adopted a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really, Clay?? You're gay? I would have never known. I, as well as countless Americans, feel very duped by you.
You know what else bothers me? That Clay Aiken has a baby before me!!
Not that I like babies, or even want one...but you know, as a heterosexual, almost 33 year old female, I'm kind of irked that he jumped on the baby bandwagon first.
Clay Aiken you queen, you are stealing my thunder!!!
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